Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Just Another Day In Iran

Imprisoning journalists for ten years?

Administering beat-downs on journalists in Iran by bodyguards of the Vice-President?

Arresting students for 'anti-Prophet propaganda', and denying them access to counsel?

Priceless.

(Just what constitutes 'anti-Prophet propaganda', anyhoo?)

Just a reminder about our President, the 2010 winner of the Nobel Peace prize, who is eager to talk without pre-condition to the loony-toony in charge in Tehran, but who lacked the brains to call BP when their well blew up off our coast.

OS finds himself flashing back to 1938, when the free world sacrificed Czechoslovakia to Hitler in the cause of 'peace', vilifying the Czechs for having the temerity to attempt to defend themselves in the process.

What happened in 1939? There was clear warning of Hitler's intentions.

Iran bankrolls Hamas, and imports its thugs to enforce its will in Iran. Ditto Hezbollah in the south of Lebanon. Israel defends itself against both, and is vilified.

The loony-toony in the windbreaker has made his intentions clear as well, has he not?

What happens in 2014 when he has both a nuke and a delivery system?

Mr. President?

'Beneath These Rolling Skies': Spurgeon's Thoughts On Our Present Challenges

We live in an age of great transition, in the culture as well as the economy. It can be frightening, and if you read OS's rants, you sense his distress.

So, as an antidote, and a note of hope, words shared from a respected commentator on our troubled times.

We have many things in our possession at the present moment that can be shaken, and it is not good for a Christian to rely upon them, for there is nothing stable beneath these rolling skies; change is written upon all things. Yet we have certain "things that cannot be shaken," and I invite you this evening to think of them—that if the things that can be shaken should all be taken away, you may derive real comfort from the things that cannot be shaken and that will remain.

Whatever your losses have been, or may be, you enjoy present salvation. You are standing at the foot of Christ's cross, trusting alone in the merit of His precious blood, and no rise or fall of the markets can interfere with your salvation in Him; no breaking of banks, no failures and bankruptcies can touch that.

Then you are a child of God this evening. God is your Father. No change of circumstances can ever rob you of that. Even if by loss you are brought to poverty and stripped bare, you can still say, "He is still my Father. In my Father's house are many rooms; therefore I will not be troubled."

You have another permanent blessing, namely, the love of Jesus Christ. He who is God and man loves you with all the strength of His affectionate nature—nothing can affect that. The fig tree may not blossom, and the flocks may dwindle and wander from the field, but it does not matter to the man who can sing, "My Beloved is mine, and I am His." Our best portion and richest heritage we cannot lose.

Whatever troubles come, let us play the man; let us show that we are not like little children cast down by what happens to us in this poor fleeting state of time. Our country is Immanuel's land, our hope is fixed in heaven, and therefore, calm as the summer's ocean, we will see the wreck of everything earthborn and yet rejoice in the God of our salvation.



Charles Haddon Spurgeon (1834-92), Metropolitan Tabernacle, London

HT Truth For Life

Monday, June 21, 2010

Downtime: On The Florida Atlantic Coast

OldSouth and the sainted Mrs. OS are taking some down-time, on the Atlantic side of Florida. The oil hasn't reached here, yet.

No particular insights to offer, except to convey a decision made. OS has made his final journey through Atlanta and central Georgia by auto. To encounter major traffic jams fifty miles (and more) from the center of the city, on a Saturday, not a holiday weekend, no major construction underway--simply volume of traffic--was maddening, and disheartening.

Something, somehow has gone terribly awry in that part of our wonderful country. Life was never meant to look like this; late-model cars stacked nose-to-tail as far as the eye can see, on their way to and from housing developments that have eaten every small town and county for as far as the eye can see, each shopping area indistinguishable from the next, all the color and joy utterly squeezed out of existence. Just pine trees, humidity, banality, and traffic.

The New South.

We made a decision--return via Alabama or the North Carolina. The map says it's hundreds of miles of additional driving. Reality says we'll arrive home sooner, and saner.

In the meantime, the golf course awaits,(a Donald Ross course!) and Red Stripe beer is chilling next to the salsa in the fridge.

And, congrats to Northern Ireland's pride and joy on an inspiring performance at the US Open.

OS knew he had it clenched when McDowell was standing over his second shot on the eighteenth, needing par to win, took a short iron and laid up. Third shot safely past the hole, putt-putt. Win.

Three cheers for sanity. And for his gracious humility as he accepted the trophy.

Tiger, take notes. You tied fourth in the US Open, when the USGA could have understandably uninvited you.

Learn, for once, to say blinkin' Thank You.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Oskaloosa Island: Screw The Feds, We'll Take Care Of Ourselves

OldSouth keeps watching events from afar, but will be traveling Florida himself tomorrow for a few days.

His basic premise is that once we take action to fix the culture, we'll be on the way to fixing the economy. And, slowly but surely, a narrative is beginning to take hold:

Two themes emerge:

The Federal Government is incompetent, venal, intrusive, and absolutely oblivious and uncaring about the consequences of its decisions and behaviours in the lives of the citizens. The same government that brought us the SEC that looked the other way as Madoff and company looted and burned down the economy of this country (while the regulators were surfing porn and angling for jobs with the looters) is the same government that seized Alabama's oil boom, grounded the skimming boats in Louisiana, and delayed the building of the sand berms that would have saved many square miles of marshes--all in the name of 'we know best, and if you dare disagree we'll come after you'.

Local governments and citizens are beginning to take matters into their own hands. Today's story of Oskaloosa Island is just one of what may well be many to come. They played by the Fed'ral Guv'mint rules, and it became clear that only disaster awaited them if they continued to play by the Fed'ral Guv'mint rules. So they took matters into their own hands.

So, what's the Fed'ral Guv'mint gonna do?

Arrest the mayor and city council? Just imagine that jury trial, with full discovery required! Wouldn't you just love to sit in that jury box?

Sue the city? Ditto on that thar' trial thingy--discovery and deposition can really be a bitch! And there's that little inconvenient thang called the counter-suit. And juries determining culpability and awards. Makes one salivate, just to think of it.

Send in the National Guard to seize the city? Are those troops really going to fire on the citizens? Which officer will order them to open fire, here in the Age of YouTube? The citizens may well fire on the troops, if push comes to shove. The citizens have a lot more guns and ammo than your average Guard unit, the local knowledge of the terrain, and a hell of a lot more motivation than that enlisted Guardsman. The last time the Guard fired on citizens was 1969, Kent State University. Look it up, if you wish. Things did not go well for the Ohio Guard that day or subsequently.

It's always heartening to see Americans acting like Americans. This is something The Winner of the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize probably did not factor in when he set about to create chaos on the Gulf Coast. One part of OS's family hails from that coast. These are tough, tough, determined, hard-headed, proud and cantankerous people. They are not impressed by your Harvard JD.

Now comes the big question: What if folks in Ohio and Utah and Nebraska and Tennessee tumble to the same conclusion as they watch events unfold on the Gulf Coast?

Can ya'll say 'Katie, bar the door!'?

So, a bit of the story of Oskaloosa Island.

A Florida Panhandle community that's been victimized by the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico says it can fight the destruction of its beaches and waterways better than the federal government -- but it's left with one problem: "Who will pay the bill?

Now that tar balls are washing ashore along the beaches of Okaloosa Island, county commissioners say it's time to stop waiting for the federal government's Unified Command Center to approve closing its East Pass -- the area leading to the docks of the profitable fishing village in the town of Destin.

“Over the last 50 days," Okaloosa County Commissioner Chairman Wayne Harris told FoxNews.com, "I like to say we played the game, if you will. We did what we were required to do, which was wait for all the permitting processes and wait for all the permission ....

"Over that period of time, it was obvious to us that somebody in those levels were not communicating with each other.”

Frustration started when the county devised a $9 million plan to implement an extensive boom system of barges and air curtains to close off all inlets and bayous from incoming oil. But the government rejected that proposal and began reducing the number of areas a system would protect. That, Harris says, is when the county decided to take matters into its own hands.

“We were getting the bureaucratic shuffle," he said. "We couldn’t wait for the bureaucratic process. We could not wait for indecisiveness.

"This is our county, and our people depend on us to make decisions.”


Our county, our people, our decisions, our lives, our homes, our businesses.

We've had enough, ya'll. We'll get it done, and figure out how it gets paid for.

Screw the Feds. They are the problem, not the solution.

(And this insight from Planet Gore, with a journey down Memory Lane.)

Quote of the Morning: Larry Gatlin Sits In For Imus

'Scuse me, if'n you happen to find seventeen Afghan officers who all went AWOL at once from their military base in Texas yestidday, would ya'll please let us know?

Now, we got us one leeeetle problem: They all bin' in pilot training, and we issued them high-clearance passes that gets them onto any base in the country.

But don'tcha worry--we got it all under control! Honest.

Now for the quote of the morning, from Larry Gatlin (approximate words...):

Well, I'd like to know what happened, 'cuz they're seventy-six miles from my house!

We Got Us Oil On the Way, And The US Coast Guard Shuts Down The Cleanup

Either the Coast Guard is run by morons, or they're out to embarrass Governor Jindal for publicly criticizing The One?

What'cha wanna bet it's the latter scenario?

This, in a normal sane country, would be hard to believe. Here in Hopey-Changey-Land, we've come to expect it.

From ABC News:

Eight days ago, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal ordered barges to begin vacuuming crude oil out of his state's oil-soaked waters. Today, against the governor's wishes, those barges sat idle, even as more oil flowed toward the Louisiana shore.
Louisiana Governor Jindal frustrated over decision-making red tape.

"It's the most frustrating thing," the Republican governor said today in Buras, La. "Literally, yesterday morning we found out that they were halting all of these barges."

Sixteen barges sat stationary today, although they were sucking up thousands of gallons of BP's oil as recently as Tuesday. Workers in hazmat suits and gas masks pumped the oil out of the Louisiana waters and into steel tanks. It was a homegrown idea that seemed to be effective at collecting the thick gunk.

"These barges work. You've seen them work. You've seen them suck oil out of the water," said Jindal.


That's precisely the problem, Guv'nah. They work! We ain't got no interest in no solution, Missah Jindal, yew jes' don't git it yet! We wantz the problem! We needz us a biiiiig crisis, 'cuz we be bleedin' BP friggin dry!

But OS digresses:

"The Coast Guard came and shut them down," Jindal said. "You got men on the barges in the oil, and they have been told by the Coast Guard, 'Cease and desist. Stop sucking up that oil.'"

A Coast Guard representative told ABC News today that it shares the same goal as the governor.

"We are all in this together. The enemy is the oil," said Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer.

But the Coast Guard ordered the stoppage because of reasons that Jindal found frustrating. The Coast Guard needed to confirm that there were fire extinguishers and life vests on board, and then it had trouble contacting the people who built the barges.


Fire extinguishers and life vests??? Howz about this, Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer: If you think there might be a question, go requisition some from your base, pull up alongside, and hand them over to the boats! How stinking hard is that?

Remember when The One looked at the camera and said: 'If there's a problem, we want to know about it!', in his best faux-authoritative voice?

Governor Jindal took him at his word, and called The One's minions at the White House. Let's see how that worked out:

The governor said he didn't have the authority to overrule the Coast Guard's decision, though he said he tried to reach the White House to raise his concerns.

"They promised us they were going to get it done as quickly as possible," he said. But "every time you talk to someone different at the Coast Guard, you get a different answer."

After Jindal strenuously made his case, the barges finally got the go-ahead today to return to the Gulf and get back to work, after more than 24 hours of sitting idle.

Fifty-nine days into the crisis, it still can be tough to figure out who is in charge in Louisiana, and the problem appears to be the same in other Gulf Coast states.


Fifty-nine days into this mess, and The Winner of The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize either obviously does not know his ass from his elbow...

Or, more likely, he is helping to fuel the confusion, to create a real crisis--you know, the kind He never lets go to waste. Riots in NawLeenz and Mobile, people moving north en masse. Real crisis, calling for real intervention, and real expansion of power.

Sort of like, well, GM--which he allowed to bleed white, encouraged lunatic militarism by the UAW, before stepping in and turning bankruptcy law on its head. Maybe that was just a warm-up.

Makes the Coast Guard's behavior make sense, doesn't it?

Otherwise, the explanation is that we are in the hands of blithering idiots.

Ya' buyz yer tikit, ya' takes yer choice!

Well, At Least This Hombre Will Have A Lot Of 'Splainin' To Do When (If) He Goes Home

Ok, in the meantime, someone 'splain this to OS:

From The Dickson (TN) Herald:

Dickson County agents from the Drug Interdiction Crime Enforcement unit seized more than $80,000 in cash they found stashed in the spare tire of a pickup truck on westbound Interstate 40 in Cheatham County Wednesday afternoon.


So far so good--but wait, there's more!

According to Dickson County Sheriff Tom Wall, the D.I.C.E. unit, which also has a trained K-9 officer, was patrolling the interstate just after noon when agents stopped the truck for a moving violation on the interstate. Wall said the dog, Paco, hit on the rear of the truck, leading agents to the cash.

The agents found the spare tire, located underneath the truck bed, and used a density meter to determine if something was in the tire. The meter read positive, he said. Agents also discovered a slit in the sidewall of the spare tire. When one of the agents slid his hand into the slit he “felt something plastic.”

Two black trash bags were pulled out of the tire and the money was seized. Wall said some of the cash was wrapped in the bundles and there was also loose cash.

Well done, Paco! Good dog! Could it be this is drug related?


In addition, a swab test was taken on the spare tire and tested positive for cocaine residue.

Yes, indeedy! OS is shocked, positively shocked to read that this might related to the drug trade. After all, he carries 80k in his truck's spare tire on a regular basis....

But wait, there's more!

 Agents said the driver appeared nervous when he was stopped and there appeared to be “a lot of new items” in the truck, as if he’d been “on a shopping spree.” Items included clothes, electronic equipment and items for an infant.

They said the driver also displayed “other indicators” and produced a Mexican driver’s license. The driver was questioned and denied any knowledge of the money being in the tire. He told authorities he was headed home from Ohio to Texas after visiting family in Cincinnatti for the past several days. He also said he’d only purchased the late ‘90s Ford Ranger pickup truck a couple of months ago, the sheriff said. 

The DICE unit will seek a forfeiture warrant for the money but the pickup was in poor condition and it was not seized. 

The driver was released and the cash was taken to the D.I.C.E. office.

What?  This whole incident screams 'illegal alien muling cash back to Mexico', and the local cops send him on his merry way...

Now, departing some 80k lighter on his way home, he'll have some 'splainin'-to-do-Lucy' to the 'gentlemen' who'll expect their money from him.

Lucy, 'splain-this-to-me, por favor...

The BP Dividend Suspension And Da Boyz In Da Wide-Brimmed Hats

The droll Robert Peston offers insight on the suspension of the BP dividend:

The cost of insuring its debt has gone To-The-Moon-Alice, so every bit of dry powder they can keep on hand will be needed.

The markets know what that one poor Congressman was excoriated for expressing in public:  The Obama Administration has performed a shake-down of BP, with $100 million as down-payment to cover Himself's backside for shutting down deep-water drilling for six months. At least $20 billion to follow, to flow into friendly 'third-party' hands. No moral hazard there, ya'll.

As OS continues to quietly insist: This is not about finding solutions, it's about seizing power.

Obama and friends just made BP an offer they couldn't refuse, because they were in no position to...

Welcome to the Chicago Way, big-time.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Lord Lavendon Has A Few Questions for Mr. Obama: A Reasoned View From The UK

The erudite Lord Lavendon has requested that OldSouth pass his thoughts along to The One, The Winner Of The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize, The Editor Of The Harvard Law Review Who Never Had A Word Of His Own Published , Our Beloved Leader, The Messiah, aka The President of The United States:


Dear Mr Obama,

Usually I would let this one go, but I am so incensed by the latest proclamation of the President of the USA, that I feel compelled to say it, i.e. the leader of our greatest ally has now compared BP and the disaster in the gulf of Mexico as being a new "9/11". 

Thanks a bloody lot Mr President, so BP is now on the same level as the terrorists , suicide bombers and general threats to  the USA, the civilised world and the whole of Christendom as well know it? Please, Mr President, get a bally grip. BP (which is half American anyway) has admitted responsibility for the cleanup and is going out of its way to rectify the oil flood which is playing out in American waters. But, I would hope that you understand that whereas this oil spill was an accident and that BP will  pay out and rebuild what has been destroyed, the 9/11 terrorist scum leashed destruction on the USA, by choice, not accident. Furthermore, you cannot sue the terrorists nor are they an ally of yours. 

If, as some of your colleagues are saying, that BP should be nationalised and asset stripped to pay for this terrible occurrence, will you not agree with me, that the UK should nationalise the UK subsidiaries of JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and the other "vampire squids" which have borne the UK economy to her knees? Seems wrong,  illogical and  wrong doesn't it ? But what is good for the goose.. 

Also, I think that you can have the DVDs  back, which you gave our former PM (not that he could watch them anyway) ,  in the same way that you returned the bust of Britain's greatest -yes greatest- Prime Minister Churchill. Churchill was a bally hero to us Brits, who bought us through Britain's darkest hour- yes our darkest hour- when the forces of national socialism had conquered all of Europe, it was only Britain and her Dominions who stood between the light and the dark, until the Japs made sure your entry on the right side. How would you feel if we had a bust of George Washington or Lincoln and gave it back? Clearly you need a lesson in manners, honour and decency.

Whilst I am ranting, I would just like to let you know that, with regret, many of my patriots are becoming increasingly anti- American. Those of us , who argue for strong Anglo-American ties, are becoming a minority. Your actions are quickly adding fuel to the fire of those who wish the UK to become a province of the Euro-Super state; a state which would be nothing more than a pro-French, anti- American front.

Finally, I would like to pay tribute to the people of your great nation- tribute for putting up with you for so long. If you had been in Britain, you would be in the tower by now. I only hope that your great nation will vote against you and your socialist  Democrat party, to restore one of the great nations of this earth, to restore the liberties and freedoms of America, which are are light and a treasure to the rest of the world. We in the UK had to put up with 13 years of failed socialist government- we are bust and a beggar to the world. I pray that such a state will not happen in your country.

God Bless America, God bless the Anglo-American special relationship!

Yours Lavendon

P.S- when the next financial crisis hits us, can you please have sacked that bloody irritating 'Barney Frank', who looks like he belongs in an Al Capone movie?

P.P.S- also can you please retire Nancy Pelosi, as I fear than any further Botox, will send her over the edge.....

Thanks, your Lordship! As often noted before, just 'cuz every word is true, it don't mean it will matter a bit to The One. Truth don't matter when there is power to acquire, ya'll.

And, trust me, we're doing our best to send Barney and Nancy on their way. They just like deer ticks on the fanny of this great country, blood-suckin', dug-in, hangin' on fer dear life, and hard to get rid of.

Stand Tall, Ya'll. And come visit us heah' in the Heartland. We are yoh' friends!

Baldwin County Alabama: Residents Build Their Own Oil Booms

...and blessedly aren't bothering to wait for approval from the Feds.

Hopefully this will become the 'new normal', as local governments and citizens take control back from the inept and the venal.

Sooner or later, though, someone in the vast web of Fed'ralGuvmintdom will get his panties in a wad and go after the locals who have the temerity to act in their own best interests.

The fur will then begin to fly in earnest. Long overdue.

Green Shoots nomination to these folks.



HT Mobile Press-Register