...and it's not headquartered in London, where he can vilify it at a safe distance.
He gots himself a Jindahl problem, native-born, darker-complected than The One, with a track record of competence in a crisis...
and a biiiiiiig score to settle with a President who thinks that it's cool to wage war on his state.
Run, Bobby.
Run!
Showing posts with label Bobby Jindal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bobby Jindal. Show all posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
Bobby Jindal Finally Loses His Temper In Public: 'No Is Not A Plan'
Governor Jindal of Louisiana, and Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser are reaching the end of their rope in dealing with a venal and incompetent bureaucracy, and a White House that desires a major disaster on the Gulf coast.
Via Planet Gore--the Times Picayune covered the event:
Surrounded by indignant local officials, Gov. Bobby Jindal on Tuesday once again lambasted the federal government's performance in fighting the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, not only because it has vetoed the state's proposals to combat it but also because, he said, Washington has not devised a strategy of its own.
"Whether it's Grand Isle or Barataria Bay or Lake Pontchartrain or Breton Sound, we need the federal government to have a greater sense of fighting this oil before it gets into our fragile estuaries," Jindal said at a news conference. "They need to fight it like the war that it is. We have told them that no is not an answer, no is not a plan, no is not acceptable."
A tremendous turn of phrase, which should be printed on shirts and hats for distribution across the South.
The problem is, Washington has devised a strategy: Frustrate every effort to combat the horrific consequences of the BP oil spill. Let Mother Nature do her thing via a hurricane or two, and then use the ensuing chaos to seize even more power. And, oh, by the way, strip the assets of great parts of the oil industry.
The Times-Picayune story also links to a profile of Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser. Well worth reading!
Some sage noted that crisis does not so much develop character as reveal it, and Jindal and Nungesser are passing the test with flying colors. Obama and company have failed miserably, and the failure becomes more evident with each passing day.
Via Planet Gore--the Times Picayune covered the event:
Surrounded by indignant local officials, Gov. Bobby Jindal on Tuesday once again lambasted the federal government's performance in fighting the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, not only because it has vetoed the state's proposals to combat it but also because, he said, Washington has not devised a strategy of its own.
"Whether it's Grand Isle or Barataria Bay or Lake Pontchartrain or Breton Sound, we need the federal government to have a greater sense of fighting this oil before it gets into our fragile estuaries," Jindal said at a news conference. "They need to fight it like the war that it is. We have told them that no is not an answer, no is not a plan, no is not acceptable."
A tremendous turn of phrase, which should be printed on shirts and hats for distribution across the South.
The problem is, Washington has devised a strategy: Frustrate every effort to combat the horrific consequences of the BP oil spill. Let Mother Nature do her thing via a hurricane or two, and then use the ensuing chaos to seize even more power. And, oh, by the way, strip the assets of great parts of the oil industry.
The Times-Picayune story also links to a profile of Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser. Well worth reading!
Some sage noted that crisis does not so much develop character as reveal it, and Jindal and Nungesser are passing the test with flying colors. Obama and company have failed miserably, and the failure becomes more evident with each passing day.
Friday, June 18, 2010
We Got Us Oil On the Way, And The US Coast Guard Shuts Down The Cleanup
Either the Coast Guard is run by morons, or they're out to embarrass Governor Jindal for publicly criticizing The One?
What'cha wanna bet it's the latter scenario?
This, in a normal sane country, would be hard to believe. Here in Hopey-Changey-Land, we've come to expect it.
From ABC News:
Eight days ago, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal ordered barges to begin vacuuming crude oil out of his state's oil-soaked waters. Today, against the governor's wishes, those barges sat idle, even as more oil flowed toward the Louisiana shore.
Louisiana Governor Jindal frustrated over decision-making red tape.
"It's the most frustrating thing," the Republican governor said today in Buras, La. "Literally, yesterday morning we found out that they were halting all of these barges."
Sixteen barges sat stationary today, although they were sucking up thousands of gallons of BP's oil as recently as Tuesday. Workers in hazmat suits and gas masks pumped the oil out of the Louisiana waters and into steel tanks. It was a homegrown idea that seemed to be effective at collecting the thick gunk.
"These barges work. You've seen them work. You've seen them suck oil out of the water," said Jindal.
That's precisely the problem, Guv'nah. They work! We ain't got no interest in no solution, Missah Jindal, yew jes' don't git it yet! We wantz the problem! We needz us a biiiiig crisis, 'cuz we be bleedin' BP friggin dry!
But OS digresses:
"The Coast Guard came and shut them down," Jindal said. "You got men on the barges in the oil, and they have been told by the Coast Guard, 'Cease and desist. Stop sucking up that oil.'"
A Coast Guard representative told ABC News today that it shares the same goal as the governor.
"We are all in this together. The enemy is the oil," said Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer.
But the Coast Guard ordered the stoppage because of reasons that Jindal found frustrating. The Coast Guard needed to confirm that there were fire extinguishers and life vests on board, and then it had trouble contacting the people who built the barges.
Fire extinguishers and life vests??? Howz about this, Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer: If you think there might be a question, go requisition some from your base, pull up alongside, and hand them over to the boats! How stinking hard is that?
Remember when The One looked at the camera and said: 'If there's a problem, we want to know about it!', in his best faux-authoritative voice?
Governor Jindal took him at his word, and called The One's minions at the White House. Let's see how that worked out:
The governor said he didn't have the authority to overrule the Coast Guard's decision, though he said he tried to reach the White House to raise his concerns.
"They promised us they were going to get it done as quickly as possible," he said. But "every time you talk to someone different at the Coast Guard, you get a different answer."
After Jindal strenuously made his case, the barges finally got the go-ahead today to return to the Gulf and get back to work, after more than 24 hours of sitting idle.
Fifty-nine days into the crisis, it still can be tough to figure out who is in charge in Louisiana, and the problem appears to be the same in other Gulf Coast states.
Fifty-nine days into this mess, and The Winner of The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize either obviously does not know his ass from his elbow...
Or, more likely, he is helping to fuel the confusion, to create a real crisis--you know, the kind He never lets go to waste. Riots in NawLeenz and Mobile, people moving north en masse. Real crisis, calling for real intervention, and real expansion of power.
Sort of like, well, GM--which he allowed to bleed white, encouraged lunatic militarism by the UAW, before stepping in and turning bankruptcy law on its head. Maybe that was just a warm-up.
Makes the Coast Guard's behavior make sense, doesn't it?
Otherwise, the explanation is that we are in the hands of blithering idiots.
Ya' buyz yer tikit, ya' takes yer choice!
What'cha wanna bet it's the latter scenario?
This, in a normal sane country, would be hard to believe. Here in Hopey-Changey-Land, we've come to expect it.
From ABC News:
Eight days ago, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal ordered barges to begin vacuuming crude oil out of his state's oil-soaked waters. Today, against the governor's wishes, those barges sat idle, even as more oil flowed toward the Louisiana shore.
Louisiana Governor Jindal frustrated over decision-making red tape.
"It's the most frustrating thing," the Republican governor said today in Buras, La. "Literally, yesterday morning we found out that they were halting all of these barges."
Sixteen barges sat stationary today, although they were sucking up thousands of gallons of BP's oil as recently as Tuesday. Workers in hazmat suits and gas masks pumped the oil out of the Louisiana waters and into steel tanks. It was a homegrown idea that seemed to be effective at collecting the thick gunk.
"These barges work. You've seen them work. You've seen them suck oil out of the water," said Jindal.
That's precisely the problem, Guv'nah. They work! We ain't got no interest in no solution, Missah Jindal, yew jes' don't git it yet! We wantz the problem! We needz us a biiiiig crisis, 'cuz we be bleedin' BP friggin dry!
But OS digresses:
"The Coast Guard came and shut them down," Jindal said. "You got men on the barges in the oil, and they have been told by the Coast Guard, 'Cease and desist. Stop sucking up that oil.'"
A Coast Guard representative told ABC News today that it shares the same goal as the governor.
"We are all in this together. The enemy is the oil," said Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer.
But the Coast Guard ordered the stoppage because of reasons that Jindal found frustrating. The Coast Guard needed to confirm that there were fire extinguishers and life vests on board, and then it had trouble contacting the people who built the barges.
Fire extinguishers and life vests??? Howz about this, Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Dan Lauer: If you think there might be a question, go requisition some from your base, pull up alongside, and hand them over to the boats! How stinking hard is that?
Remember when The One looked at the camera and said: 'If there's a problem, we want to know about it!', in his best faux-authoritative voice?
Governor Jindal took him at his word, and called The One's minions at the White House. Let's see how that worked out:
The governor said he didn't have the authority to overrule the Coast Guard's decision, though he said he tried to reach the White House to raise his concerns.
"They promised us they were going to get it done as quickly as possible," he said. But "every time you talk to someone different at the Coast Guard, you get a different answer."
After Jindal strenuously made his case, the barges finally got the go-ahead today to return to the Gulf and get back to work, after more than 24 hours of sitting idle.
Fifty-nine days into the crisis, it still can be tough to figure out who is in charge in Louisiana, and the problem appears to be the same in other Gulf Coast states.
Fifty-nine days into this mess, and The Winner of The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize either obviously does not know his ass from his elbow...
Or, more likely, he is helping to fuel the confusion, to create a real crisis--you know, the kind He never lets go to waste. Riots in NawLeenz and Mobile, people moving north en masse. Real crisis, calling for real intervention, and real expansion of power.
Sort of like, well, GM--which he allowed to bleed white, encouraged lunatic militarism by the UAW, before stepping in and turning bankruptcy law on its head. Maybe that was just a warm-up.
Makes the Coast Guard's behavior make sense, doesn't it?
Otherwise, the explanation is that we are in the hands of blithering idiots.
Ya' buyz yer tikit, ya' takes yer choice!
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