Welcome Back, Lord Lavendon

After a summer hiatus, Lord Lavendon returns to enlighten us all with his clear thinking and erudition.

Welcome back! You were missed!

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Lord Lavendon Has A Few Questions for Mr. Obama: A Reasoned View From The UK

The erudite Lord Lavendon has requested that OldSouth pass his thoughts along to The One, The Winner Of The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize, The Editor Of The Harvard Law Review Who Never Had A Word Of His Own Published , Our Beloved Leader, The Messiah, aka The President of The United States:

Dear Mr Obama,

Usually I would let this one go, but I am so incensed by the latest proclamation of the President of the USA, that I feel compelled to say it, i.e. the leader of our greatest ally has now compared BP and the disaster in the gulf of Mexico as being a new "9/11". 

Thanks a bloody lot Mr President, so BP is now on the same level as the terrorists , suicide bombers and general threats to  the USA, the civilised world and the whole of Christendom as well know it? Please, Mr President, get a bally grip. BP (which is half American anyway) has admitted responsibility for the cleanup and is going out of its way to rectify the oil flood which is playing out in American waters. But, I would hope that you understand that whereas this oil spill was an accident and that BP will  pay out and rebuild what has been destroyed, the 9/11 terrorist scum leashed destruction on the USA, by choice, not accident. Furthermore, you cannot sue the terrorists nor are they an ally of yours. 

If, as some of your colleagues are saying, that BP should be nationalised and asset stripped to pay for this terrible occurrence, will you not agree with me, that the UK should nationalise the UK subsidiaries of JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and the other "vampire squids" which have borne the UK economy to her knees? Seems wrong,  illogical and  wrong doesn't it ? But what is good for the goose.. 

Also, I think that you can have the DVDs  back, which you gave our former PM (not that he could watch them anyway) ,  in the same way that you returned the bust of Britain's greatest -yes greatest- Prime Minister Churchill. Churchill was a bally hero to us Brits, who bought us through Britain's darkest hour- yes our darkest hour- when the forces of national socialism had conquered all of Europe, it was only Britain and her Dominions who stood between the light and the dark, until the Japs made sure your entry on the right side. How would you feel if we had a bust of George Washington or Lincoln and gave it back? Clearly you need a lesson in manners, honour and decency.

Whilst I am ranting, I would just like to let you know that, with regret, many of my patriots are becoming increasingly anti- American. Those of us , who argue for strong Anglo-American ties, are becoming a minority. Your actions are quickly adding fuel to the fire of those who wish the UK to become a province of the Euro-Super state; a state which would be nothing more than a pro-French, anti- American front.

Finally, I would like to pay tribute to the people of your great nation- tribute for putting up with you for so long. If you had been in Britain, you would be in the tower by now. I only hope that your great nation will vote against you and your socialist  Democrat party, to restore one of the great nations of this earth, to restore the liberties and freedoms of America, which are are light and a treasure to the rest of the world. We in the UK had to put up with 13 years of failed socialist government- we are bust and a beggar to the world. I pray that such a state will not happen in your country.

God Bless America, God bless the Anglo-American special relationship!

Yours Lavendon

P.S- when the next financial crisis hits us, can you please have sacked that bloody irritating 'Barney Frank', who looks like he belongs in an Al Capone movie?

P.P.S- also can you please retire Nancy Pelosi, as I fear than any further Botox, will send her over the edge.....

Thanks, your Lordship! As often noted before, just 'cuz every word is true, it don't mean it will matter a bit to The One. Truth don't matter when there is power to acquire, ya'll.

And, trust me, we're doing our best to send Barney and Nancy on their way. They just like deer ticks on the fanny of this great country, blood-suckin', dug-in, hangin' on fer dear life, and hard to get rid of.

Stand Tall, Ya'll. And come visit us heah' in the Heartland. We are yoh' friends!