'Scuse me, if'n you happen to find seventeen Afghan officers who all went AWOL at once from their military base in Texas yestidday, would ya'll please let us know?
Now, we got us one leeeetle problem: They all bin' in pilot training, and we issued them high-clearance passes that gets them onto any base in the country.
But don'tcha worry--we got it all under control! Honest.
Now for the quote of the morning, from Larry Gatlin (approximate words...):
Well, I'd like to know what happened, 'cuz they're seventy-six miles from my house!
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