Fast forward to last Friday, and his sentencing hearing. The judge reviewed the little creep's behavior in open court, which included:
Gilmour was part of a 100-strong mob that attacked a convoy escorting the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall during last year’s student riots, the court heard on Thursday.
The Cambridge University undergraduate, who was also photographed swinging from a Union flag on the Cenotaph, leapt on the bonnet of a Jaguar carrying royal protection officers before allegedly throwing a bin at the vehicle.
Shouting slogans such as “you broke the moral law, we are going to break all the laws”, the 21-year-old son of the multi-millionaire pop star went on the rampage during a day of extreme violence in central London.
Video captured by police officers outside the Houses of Parliament showed Gilmour, from Billingshurst, West Sussex, waving a red flag and shouting political slogans. The judge watched one clip in which he was shouted: “Let them eat cake, let them eat cake, they say. We won’t eat cake, we will eat fire, ice and destruction, because we are angry, very f------ angry.”
As the clip was shown in court on Thursday, Gilmour sat in the dock giggling and covering his face with his hands in embarrassment.
Sweeeeet....
For readers in the US, think of a child of someone the likes of Bruce Springsteen, a student at Yale, climbing on the Lincoln Memorial, or the Tomb of The Unknown Soldier and urinating upon it. Just because he thinks he can, because normal rules don't apply to him. Because he's LittleCharlie, son of The Boss.
Charlie claimed he didn't understand the significance of the Cenotaph. He's a bleeding history major at Cambridge, and at college after college are posted the tragically long lists of the Cambridge boys who went to war and never came back, so that boys like LittleCharlie could attend Cambridge in a safe and free country. That did not go over well in court.
The judge, to his credit, lowered the boom on the little creep.
"Such outrageous and deeply offensive behaviour gives a clear indication of how out of control you were that day," he said.
"It caused public outrage and understandably so."
His conduct at the war memorial had prompted a deluge of "vituperative and in many cases obscene" emails and other forms of communication, he told Gilmour.
These were, he added, "not just to you but, it is with deep regret, to your whole family, who were of course totally blameless."
Well, one could debate that last clause a bit, but OS digresses.
OS hopes his readers hit this link to read the whole story. It includes video of LittleCharlies escapades. Such a misunderstood child.
OS is not entirely unforgiving, however. Here's hoping LittleCharlie will use his court-enforced gap year plus six months to, well..grow up. He'll be meeting some interesting people in jail, with life stories a good deal more tragic than his.
Meantime, someone else who appreciates the opportunity to obtain a Cambridge education can take his place. Charlie won't be needing that degree after all.