Ain't family jes' wonderful, ya'll? I mean, if you git to know some of the older folk, you understand why the younger folk are the way they are.
Fer example, our President, The Winner of the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize. Now, he hadn't actually done anything, like stop a war, to earn it. But that's ok, he had not a moment's pause in accepting it. After all, it's, well, Himself; and that's all you need to remember at a time like that. Understood?
Now, we find out his Auntie Zeituni has been a major influence upon Himself, and upon the course of modern history, from her free apartment in South Boston, collecting $700 a month from the gubbermint, and managing to pay for some expensive lawyering from Cleveland. All while living here as an illegal alien from Kenya.
She has given an interview to the local CBS affiliate in Boston, where she reminds us that she, by gum, is the real victim of the evil American system.
The quote of the day from Auntie Zeituni: "If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen."
Isn't family wonderful?
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