Wednesday, February 10, 2010

A Modest Proposal For The Winter Olympic Games

It seems Vancouver has no snow, temps well above freezing, and no prospect of snow.

Not a good thing.

What to do?

Invite AlGore to serve as Master of Ceremonies.


The blizzards follow him.

Planet Gore, tongue-in-cheek, tracks the Gore Effect, which is a bit uncanny. The great Copenhagen conference of December 2009 featured a blizzard.  AlGore was scheduled to preach to a Congressional committee this week about the dangers of global warming.

Postponed, due to two feet of snow and ice.

Maybe, there is a God, and He has a wry sense of humor.

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