Kabul Bank, As In Kabul Afghanistan, Our Next Bank To Bail Out

Of course, we'll have to fit the FDIC staff with flak jackets before we send them in next Friday. What could possibly go wrong?

Maybe ShoreBank should be handed the job of taking it over.

Or, maybe the gubbermint will just do another 'ShoreBank' rescue. Bail it out and hand it back to the corrupt players who destroyed it first time, and will do it again; whereupon we'll bail it out and hand it back to the corrupt players who destroyed it the second time, and will do it again; whereupon we'll bail it out and hand it back to the corrupt players who destroyed it third time, and will do it again; whereupon we'll bail it out and hand it back to the corrupt players who destroyed it the fourth time, and will do it again...

What could possibly go wrong when the President's brother is handed the keys to the safe of the largest bank in the country?

What do we say to the American, Canadian, British, German, and other allied forces families who have lost children, husbands and fathers to this war?

It would all be laughable, if it weren't so terribly tragic.