Ooooops! Hey, Mr. President, If You Spy On Other Heads Of State, They Will Publicly Slam-Dunk You

Like Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff just did today.

That pesky Snowden carried away and then released information proving that the eager beavers at the NSA had been intercepting her emails.

Massah Obama promised an investigation, which will go like this:

Phone call (ring-ring) 'National Security Agency'

Duh Prez: Hey, you know your way 'round there. Anybody spying on the Brazilians?

NSA receptionist: Why, no, I haven't heard of anything like that.

Duh Prez: OK, thanks! Bye-bye!

In case Himself hasn't gotten the memo, Brazil is a huge country rapidly developing into a huge wealthy country. He might wish to pay attention.

And not go out of his way to piss them off.