Finally, A Judge Locates His Huevos, And Asks The Obvious Question

'If Citibank steals some 700 million dollars, why does it only have to pay 160 million back?'


Well, hot-damn, ya'll!  If that's the case, under the Citibank Rule, OS should give up his honest attempts at labor, and start sticking up local convenience stores, liquor stores, and jewelry shops! He gets to keep everything, except for 23%! Such a deal!! He doesn't even have to admit to any wrongdoing, and he always walks out to make it home by dark.

So, what's wrong with this logic?

(HT Mish)