Thursday, December 2, 2010

When His Lips Move, Assume He's Lying: Obama Reverses His Support Of Offshore Oil Exploration

Nice little country ya got here, Mr. and Mrs. America. Too bad we're gonna have to SHUT YOUR GAS PUMPS, HEAT AND LIGHTS OFF, 'cuz you don't seem to understand we MEAN WHAT WE SAY ABOUT OUR CAP-N-TAX BILL!


Right, Vito? Right, Gino? It would be SHAME if your way of life were to, say, BURN DOWN AROUND YOU! Right, Vito? Right, Gino?

Yeah, Boss, it would be a cryin' shame, Boss...

One year, eleven months and counting until we can show these clowns the door.

Chin-straps on until then.

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